"...when I unlocked the door she said: you're Gina. I'm Lindsy's mother. And for one shrill hysterical second I remembered the time I came home from a highschool football game after getting jumped by the Garcia sisters, and my parents showing up at their parents' house (to talk, they said) with me sitting in the truck all bloody and blue, and that their mother--mother of five sisters--threw her screen door open when she saw us and flew out in a great cloud of pink nightie and that my tiny little mother somehow dropped her..."

Gina Franco is on a tear and updating intermittently -- her posts are like one-day newspaper serials -- check on it.

UPDATE: Have you been checking? I'm loving the (as of 10 pm Eastern) ending.