What I've learned at the conference so far:
What Fox News says makes news:
3. Well-known person
6. Public interest (i.e. how item affects the public good)
9. Future (e.g. "In a study published today, scientists say...")
Well that explains why we don't see more poets on Hannity and Colmes. Actually, not having live feed in my home would explain why I don't see anyone on Hannity and Colmes.
UPDATE: I should explain -- Joshua Clover told me that he'd been interviewed (once) on Fox News. I'm not aware of any other poets having had that experience.
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