"Dan, do you know Jordan? He has a poetry tv show."
"Talk show -- and what, are you trying to scare him?"
"I'm not scared of words."
"Do you write? or perform."
"Both actually" -- (pantomiming) -- "I play air guitar in bars; I play real bass for a fake French band."
ENORMOUS CHANGES AT THE LAST MINUTE:
Tonight on the Million Poems Show,
6:30 pm, Bowery Poetry Club
my guests will be
and Mary Lee's Corvette.
Oh, and at 8 pm
I'll be reading at the Poetry Project with
If you're free tonight, it would be lovely to see you.
Jordan - #